one week down and w/ no injuries reported

Well the first week is over. All in all all is well so far. Spending all day w/ hormoning teenagers can be a bit overwhelming at times but nothing that a little bourbon can't fix. I really think that teachers would be alot better off if we could drink on-campus. More great ideas next time. God bless.

Wicked World

I recently discovered that education can be fun. During one of my inspirational education crash courses the speaker told us that when dealing with an unruly student one should abide by the following saying "Come in from the rear and whisper in their ear." I only wish that I made that up. No wonder educators are so fucked up. Throughout this next year I will think about this point and remember that all good teachers put it in the gloryhole if they have a disruptive student. If this is true then I expect the teacher shortage to improve greatly over the next few years. What a wicked world we live in.