Interesting monday

Glorious return to education after a wonderfully uneventful week off resulted in a cold, rainy Monday w/ a fever. I never thought teaching in cold sweats would be so interesting. Interesting in the same way that licking a frozen light pole in the dead of winter or lighting your fart on fire only to find that your swampgas has just ignited your skivvies. Definitely NOT fun. But I came home, drank a hot toddy and watched the frat boy alien episode of Aqua Teen and all is well with the world once again.

now for my monthly update

So I finally have time to update this trendy little literary gem. God decided to give me a day off today. I was walking out the door this morning to shape young minds and I realized that a tree had fallen across my driveway. i spent all day w/ a chainsaw chopping the wooden obstacle down to workable pieces. Today made me thankful that I have a college education. Teaching may suck sometimes but it sure beats the shit out of being a lumberjack.