Dry Clean Only

Yeah...so I was being a good lil boy today and decided to do some laundry. I think I fucked up a pair of pants. Apparently "Dry Clean Only" isn't a friendly suggestion, but an ultimatum with serious consequences. No big deal. I bought the pants for 3 bucks at a Goodwill. Worse case scenario, I've just gained a fancy pair of shorts. Besides, noone expects a man to be good at laundry. That would be like a woman that's good at voting. Just because the means to do something is there doesn't mean that one will excel at it. Take that bitches.
Your Brother in Christ,
Cecil